Terrorize your friends

HAHA!!! These are so wrong! Maybe the black ones could work if they were cut off just above the ankles? Actually, with that in mind these have grown on me quite literally in the last 2 minutes. I was just speaking to a friend on the phone while doing this post, part of the conversation went something like this: "HAHA, you should see my new post on these fake fur platform boots I found on ebay, they are so gross... ahhh.. actually I think if I chopped half of them off they'd be alright... oh my god, shit, I think I actually like them"

Here's what they'd look like cut off:

image via ebay.